nektros - Cynicism in a Hot Dish

It’s been an interesting week, racial bigotry and juvenile sexual harassment-wise.

Before we proceed, please adjust your personal overreaction-odometers accordingly. I, for one, am loathe to jump from the impression of harmless humouring to obscene overtures in one overzealous ethnic pride-laden leap.

But give me a damn good reason to take things personally for no better reason than leaving me supremely pissed off, as happened twice this week, and I’m there.

Me: [walking into the city]

P1: [from passing car] Me love you long time!

Well done, oh masterful commander of the discourse of hookers from movies which allow you to periodically forget the exact tininess of your shrivelled up manhood.

Fortunately, my next experience a few days later was vastly improved in rhapsodic, lyrical poetry.

Me: [walking to the bus stop after work]

P2: [honk from car pulling toward the curb]

Me: [headspin]

P2: [lewd stare with accompanying reptilian tongue movements]

Me: [verbal ellipsis]

P2: [squeals back onto the road]

Ahem.

Let’s have words, suave men of the world molded typical to those heretofore.

Asian girls are capable of understanding your dumbass action movie quips

Or in other words, English.

Some of us may only come up to your sternum, and some of us may ‘look like’ we couldn’t string together two clauses utilising your monolithic version of the English language – please return to the quotation marks for a moment and reaffirm your idiocy – but many of us were born in and grew up in ‘your’ country.

And growing up on a steady diet of aforementioned dumbass action movies as well as video games fed by a brother who could have done with another sibling, some of us also firmly (if not proudly) place ourselves as much a part of your scrotum-inflated culture as you do yourself.

Asian girls have as much right to knee you in the balls

For some poor souls of whom Darwin failed to account for before his time came, the perception of the timid Asian foreigner is predominant. Coupled with the fact that we’re in their country, the expectation that we should put up with their shit seems to enjoy regular trips from such ignoramuses’ peanut hypothalami to their jackass mouths.

While a hypothetical situation wherein the (solicitously imagined) spouses of said swine were harassed in equal measure in another country could only be met with cries of unfair nyah-nyahing, it could also be said that the following mantra –

Do unto others, asshat.

– is the extent of such morons’ level of understanding of basic human decency.

Asian girls are fortunate that you are in the minority

And in supporting the still functioning, majority population of whose members have not yet calculated their exact pain threshold upon being rammed in the groin after acting like a jerk to ostensibly meek girls, you might consider joining their ranks.