nektros - Cynicism in a Hot Dish

You are not a transparent reverse psychologist

Posted 19 June 2008 in by Yvonne

The best kinds of egocentrics oblivious to their inept, self-overblown skills are the kinds predisposed to reverse psychology. Oh, you don’t want to read the rest of this post? Fine. Your facile comprehension skills skyrocket spectacularly into a new stratosphere of idiocy, anyway. Scoot, moron!

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Innovation and the insanity dilemma

Posted 2 May 2008 in by Yvonne

P1: One day I want to be psychic.

P2: What’s so important about this future date that you’ve got to bypass all the clairvoyant fun today?

P1: Whenever, then. Reading people’s minds! No-one would screw with me again.

P2: That was almost mature for your age demographic.

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In defence of the cynic, Part 3

Posted 17 April 2008 in by Yvonne

You know negativists.

They never have a happy word to offer. They sulk and soak up the joy from a room. They wipe the smile from anyone unfortunate enough to crash-land into their personal black hole of a stratosphere.

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In defence of the cynic, Part 2

Posted 15 April 2008 in by Yvonne

You’re a straight-talker.

Lies? Have nothing on your bullshit radar. Bullshit? You see through it all. Transparent people? They’re beneath you.

And damn anyone who belittles your pride in that fact.

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In defence of the cynic, Part 1

Posted 13 April 2008 in by Yvonne

Skeptic. Doubter. Pessimist.

Realist.

Like your typical Scorpio or misanthropist, cynics tend to be recognised more for their (perceived) negative qualities than their less petty attributes.

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How optimism breeds the circle of (good) idiocy

Posted 31 March 2008 in by Yvonne

There is no such thing as selfish greed.

Every act made in the pursuit of money is simply an act of survival.

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The Trychopath Exemplar

Posted 20 March 2008 in by Yvonne

So, after careful perverted examination, I’ve realised that the top artists in my iTunes library are as follows …

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