The best kinds of egocentrics oblivious to their inept, self-overblown skills are the kinds predisposed to reverse psychology. Oh, you don’t want to read the rest of this post? Fine. Your facile comprehension skills skyrocket spectacularly into a new stratosphere of idiocy, anyway. Scoot, moron!
You are not a transparent reverse psychologist
Innovation and the insanity dilemma
P1: One day I want to be psychic.
P2: What’s so important about this future date that you’ve got to bypass all the clairvoyant fun today?
P1: Whenever, then. Reading people’s minds! No-one would screw with me again.
P2: That was almost mature for your age demographic.
In defence of the cynic, Part 3
You know negativists.
They never have a happy word to offer. They sulk and soak up the joy from a room. They wipe the smile from anyone unfortunate enough to crash-land into their personal black hole of a stratosphere.
In defence of the cynic, Part 2
You’re a straight-talker.
Lies? Have nothing on your bullshit radar. Bullshit? You see through it all. Transparent people? They’re beneath you.
And damn anyone who belittles your pride in that fact.
In defence of the cynic, Part 1
Skeptic. Doubter. Pessimist.
Realist.
Like your typical Scorpio or misanthropist, cynics tend to be recognised more for their (perceived) negative qualities than their less petty attributes.
How optimism breeds the circle of (good) idiocy
There is no such thing as selfish greed.
Every act made in the pursuit of money is simply an act of survival.
The Trychopath Exemplar
So, after careful perverted examination, I’ve realised that the top artists in my iTunes library are as follows …
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