nektros - Cynicism in a Hot Dish

There is no such thing as selfish greed.

Every act made in the pursuit of money is simply an act of survival.

Basic goods and commodities are a necessity. Charities are the conduits of one of the prime examples of human selflessness.

As for luxuries and the useless carp cluttering a retail store near you – self-satisfaction and personal happiness merely serve as avenues for improving the moods of all those around you.

Happy people who are happy for the happiness of others equal a utopian society.

There is no such thing as irrational jealousy.

Wait a second.

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One day, it will be possible for human beings to maintain a single thought for more than two minutes without being sucked into a whirlpool of delusional, non-sensical optimism.

For the sake of maintaining as many avenues for spontaneous laughing in crowded public places as possible, that day should be dreaded by every single one of you.