The best kinds of egocentrics oblivious to their inept, self-overblown skills are the kinds predisposed to reverse psychology. Oh, you don’t want to read the rest of this post? Fine. Your facile comprehension skills skyrocket spectacularly into a new stratosphere of idiocy, anyway. Scoot, moron!
You are not a transparent reverse psychologist
5 methods of the perfect(ionist) writer
Unlike the rookie writer, always eager to leave an impression on any pair of eyes within reading distance, the ‘perfect’ writer could not hold in higher regard their own personal satisfaction at not caring less what their lesser followers think.
That is, they tend to assume their readers are dumb as bricks, and even more intellectually inferior to themselves.
6 cull-worthy methods of the rookie writer
There are two kinds of bad writers: competent writers who attempt to catapult themselves into the next stage of writing prowess by utilising all of the wrong kinds of flair, and inadequate writers who attempt to meld into the overcrowded market of mediocre writers by utilising overwrought, ‘clever’ turns of phrases and words.
Appreciation through the crappy lot of others
A bus trundles along a serpentine road of doom somewhere in south-east Queensland …
Blonde girl: Hi, I’d like a ticket?
… and a brand new, charming customer hops onboard.

