Ask anyone – of whom you know for sure you already have a good gauge of – what their self-perceived level of maturity is, and their answer won’t sound so unfamiliar.
“I’ve felt old for a long time.”
Maturity is re(solution)lative
Innovation and the insanity dilemma
P1: One day I want to be psychic.
P2: What’s so important about this future date that you’ve got to bypass all the clairvoyant fun today?
P1: Whenever, then. Reading people’s minds! No-one would screw with me again.
P2: That was almost mature for your age demographic.
Inner insulters’ rights
People with anywhere close to half-way decent dispositions have all faced a universal conundrum.
P1: Oh, shit.
P2: [approaching with a bag of potato chips in hand]
Inspirational triteness
Motivational quote connoisseurs take note: if any of the following overused, ‘upbeat’ words or phrases make it into that inspiring tidbit forming in your head, shut your mouth and reset your brain.
