Operating from a sidebar-less site so recently fashioned, it may seem incongruous to be spitting out this list from a … sidebar-less site so recently fashioned. Fortunately, the resulting amusement derived from one of the less amusing self-contradictions evoked in the history of requisite opening paragraphs allows for a quick, embarrassed shuffling of feet, before an eventual moving on to the actual list within an actual majority’s reading patience threshold of eyeball-rolling.
